TAZE ME, BRO!!

I believe I could use a few joules seeing as how this is my self image of late. Having one of those weeks with so much going on that nothing makes sense and I'm damned near hebetudinous from spinning in circles trying to see what's coming up behind me....or wait, maybe in front of me.
There were a few of Montrose's friendly law enforcement types strolling through the club after our Speedloader's gig saturday night, but they said they couldn't spare a jolt for a dazed and confused bassman.
(probably saving it for a game of tag at the drunk tank)